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Blog EntryMy 2008 "MISMO" Awards (28 categories)Jan 1, '09 12:00 PM
for everyone

Adios 2008 and Bienvenidos 2009! But before finally waving our goodbyes to the year that has just wrapped up, allow me to pay tribute to those who have marked the best and the worst of my CHWENCHY OW EYT! Thanks to Cara for the original post!


1.) BUDDY OF THE YEAR
Corinna Michelle Calagos Eduarte!!! (ANG BABAENG MAY SAMPUNG NUNAL SA PAA)

2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend)
Santino Domingo Guevara. (KESAHODANG STIRERA SI ISADORA CASTIGLONE, NAKAKAPAG USAP PA NAMAN KAMI NIYANG SI CHEEKY CURRRL EH)
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3) NEWCOMER AWARD
Ate Ana (ANG LARAWAN NG ISANG SCHIZOPHRENIC NA KASAMBAHAY)

4) HIGHEST POINT OF THE YEAR?
December (MALAMANG BIRTHDAY AT HOLIDAYS EH)

5) LOWEST POINT OF THE YEAR?
October (BASTA IBAON NA SA LIMOT J
)
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6) BEST
HOLIDAY

Christmas Season

7) SINGER FOR 2008
Kahet sino wag lang si CHARICE SIOPAO-ANG-PEZZ-KO! Hmmm Syempre si Mareng Rihanna under her uhhhhhmmmbbbbuuuutelaaaaaaaa

8) BEST MOVIE FOR 2008
Sex and the City (TINATANONG PA BA YAN? ANG MAGSABING TWILIGHT, MAY KULOGO SA PWET)
 
9) FRIEND OF THE YEAR
Corinna Michelle Calagos Eduarte & Marie Ann Ylagan Reyes-Baltazar (WALANG TIE BREAKER)

10) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
Basta THE HULK ang face pero BETTY BOOP ang katawan. In other words, SHREK NA NAKA DRUGS!

11) GUYS OF THE YEAR?
CJ Dela Cruz (Go Boinky Gowwwwww!)

12) GIRLS OF THE YEAR?
Corinna Michelle Eduarte, Jobelle Ruth Velasquez Cunanan, Denise Angela Dimaculangan, Maria Lumen Duyan, Marie Anne Ylagan Reyes- Baltazar (a.ka. LORKAMAE, BONAMAE, POTAHMAE, CHUSAMAE and TONTAMAE)

13) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
TO FINALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE THE NURSING BOARDS.
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14) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
To finally pursue whatever it is that I wanna do with my life

15) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
Tierra Sierra Diyosa Agua! SYEMPRE DIYOSA! Nakaka relate kasi ako kay Josephine eh! Chusa!

17) LOYALTY AWARD!
Leonardo Salvador Badiola Santos (KELANGAN PA BANG I-MEMORIZE YAN? J
)

18) HEARTBREAKER OF THE YEAR?
Oscar Dela Hoya (SINABI NA KASING WAG MABIGLA SA MUKHA NI PAQUIAO EH! SA BAGAY, IBA TALAGA KAPAG MALAPITAN NA!)

19) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE year?
My schedule and priorities. (NO MORE SCHOOL
AND HOSPITAL DUTIES FOR NOW)

20) NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION?
 To be a better son, brother, friend and partner (ITO WALANG BOLA)

 

21) PLASTIKADA OF THE YEAR?
 Huwag ng kwestiyonin! Edi sa KariMARIMARian “Palengkera Jologera y Sulotera” Rivera (GWURL PLEASE SPELL THE WORD “CLASS”)

 

22) MOST ANNOYING FACE OF THE YEAR?
 Tita Cristy “Cristinelli Shreky” Fermin (SA WAKAS WALA NANG KUKONG IN-GROWN SA THE BUZZ COME 2009!)

 

23) WORST TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
 The Singing Bee (BUBOY FOR SHORT!)

 

24) TV CHANNEL OF THE YEAR?
 Kapamilya forever til death do as part (KANGUSO NO OFFENSE)

 

25) QUOTE OF THE YEAR?
♥ Question: What role did your family play to you as candidate to Binibining Pilinas?

 “Well, my family's role for me is so important b'coz there was the wa- they're, they was the one… who's... very... Hahahaha... Oh I'm so sorry, Ahhmm... My pamily... My family... Oh my god... I'm... Ok, I'm so sorry... I... I told you that I'm so confident... Eto, Ahhmm, Wait... Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b'coz I'm only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taf 10. Hmmm, so... but I said dot my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.” –Janina San Miguel

 

26) SONG OF THE YEAR?
♥ Sleep by Azzure Ray (AY TIGNAN KO LANG KUNG MAKATULOG KA SA KAKA EMOTE. NAPAKA GANDANG AWITIN)

 

27) LAST LUXURY ITEM BOUGHT THIS YEAR?
♥Hmmmm… The last thing I can remember is a slim f&h red necktie. (NOTHING LUXURIOUS ABOUT IT BUT THAT’S THE LAST THING I SPENT MY MONEY ON THIS YEAR)

 

28) TRIP OF THE YEAR?
♥ Baguio, Pagudpod, Vigan, (ANG DI MAGKA VARICOSE VEIN SA PWET SA BIYAHENG ITO AY MAPALAD)


*taken from Julius "Isadowrah Castillejos" Falzado's vlogey
 
Instructions: Think back to your first semester in college. Let's see how much you remember and how much you regret.

What section were you?
1NU1A
 
 
 
Who were your seatmates?
[WINDOW] MOI, YVETTE "LUCARETTE" LUCASAN, CORINNA MICHELLE EDUARTE, ISANG NILALANG NAITATAGO NA LANG NATEN SA NAMSUNG NA "LAGASH", DOMINIQUE ANSALDO, MARGARITA RIVERA AND JUAN TEODORO ZABALA. [x][x][x][x][x][x][x][DOOR]
 
 
 
What was your first class?
M-W-F: 7:30am RELIGION CHUVANEZ- i forgot what the exact subject was called. it wasn't Christian Life Education or Religion for that matter. After all, the school was episcopalian. Tawagin na lang natin itong "Kulto ni Padipearl!"
T-TH: 7:30am PSYCHOLOGY- kung saan ang tardiness ay may naka abang na pabuya. aawitan mo lang naman ang madla sa platform.
 
 
 
How was your class schedule?
Keri lang. parang high school pa din. all week long we got in at 7.30 and would take off at 4.30. although i prefered Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays dahil mas mabilis ang oras sa kadahilanang hindi ito ang mga araw ng pamatay na zoology or "SOO-WO-LO-CHEEEE" sa mapaltik na dila ni Maam GutierrezzzzzzzZzZzZzZzZzZ!
 
 
 
 
Made any enemies?
wAleyyyyyyyyy!!! We're talking about first sem right? Pa-MIHNCHU pa ako nung mga panahong iyon kaya pagtatakip ang aking agenda at hindi ang maghanap ng kaaway. But wait o teka wait! MERON NGA PALA! May isang unamed na ugok na mala stalker ang dating tuwing nadadaanan sa hallway ay tinitignan akiz mulo Olay hanggang Feetams! At sukat ba namang isulat sa kaawa awang pader ng A.S. Building na "IRA BAKLA" using a poor black pentel pen. At least kilaley niya akiz pero siya di ko knowsum!
 
 
 
 
 
Who was your favorite teacher/s?
Doctora Badillo from English 101! Bagamat madalas akong aantok antok sa kanyang mga lecturas at tinaon pang nakaupo lamang sa kanyang harapan ay lagi akong tinatawag upang mag recite sa tuwing nauubusa na siya ng mga estudyanteng nagtataas ng kamay. Pero in farinezz, naaagapan naman palagi.
 
Sir Tubero/Tubera of NSTP1! Nakanampootah. Kung ganun din lang ang NSTP, ang sarap sarap pumasok! Mag chika galore at tardiness extraordinaire ka, 1.00-1.25 pa din ang final grade. Kwela na, psychic pa. Pero wait nagkamali siya sa kanyang aura reading sakin. Ang siste ay tititigan ka ng deretso sa mata at masasabi na niya kung anu ka o anu ang laman ng isip mo. Aniya, "Mr. Dacanay, akala ng karamihan ay ganun ka... PERO HINDI NAMAN TALAGA!" Dai nagtaasan ang mga kilay ng mga promding blockmates... huwawwwww!!!! 

 
 
 
Sport?
Jansport! Charot ang corny. Asa kang meron. Siguro ang mag cutie gazing! Kaso ala masyado.

 
 
 
Back then, do you always buy your lunch?
But of course! Depende sa tawag ng tiyan at sipag ng paa. Pero parang I remember pag Tuesdays and Fridays, mga bubuyog kami sa Jollibee. Pag tinatamad, BK agad. Pag nasa mood lumayo, KFC, Mcdo or Kenny Rogers. Minsan sa canteen ng St. Luke's.
 
 
 
Were you a party animal?
ANIMAL.. OO!
 
 
 
 
Were you well known in your school?
Low Profile ako nung freshman year. Chusaaaaa!!!
 
 
 
 
Did you get suspended/expelled?
Natapos ko naman ang first year boi!
 
 
 
Can you sing the alma mater?
Huwag na please! Pang death march eh.
 
 
 
 
What was your favorite subject?
English 101, NSTP 1 and that Health something Management subject with Sir Regala.
 
 
 
 
Where did you go most often during breaks?
Burger King... ang sarap abusuhin ang bottomless drinks!
 
 
 
 
What color of pen do you always use?
Black Pilot Sign pen
 
 
 
 
Recited often?
Studious-studiousan MALIBAN sa Zoology LEC and lalong lalo na sa LAB!
 
 
 
 
Do you bring your own paper and pen?
I used to have an abundant supply of yellow pad hanggang naging charitable institution na ako after maubusan kaya umasa na din ako sa iba eventually. But I always had my own pen.
 
 
 
 
 
Are you in the top ten of your class/es?
Oo. Kung Eleven lang kami sa klase.

 
 
 
 
Favorite things to do in class?
Sumimpleng nakikinig kuno pero ang magkabilang tenga ay may nakasuksok na earphones ng iPod ni Misyel.
 
 
 
 
 
Classmates you didn't like?
Almost my whole block in first sem in general. Nakaka trauma din kasi ma witness ang barbaric acts ng ilan sa mga uncivilized people from the province, mostly consisted of gerls. May mga skandalosa, schizophrenic na magnanakaw at mga nagfifeeling sosyal pero hilaw na hilaw naman.
 
 
 
 
 
Subjects with highest grade?
English and NSTP! Hahahaha tinignan ko talaga ang Transcript of Records ko for reference! I got 1.25 in both suvjeycts!

 
 
 
 
 
Lowest?
Zoology... tumataginting na TRES! Konswelo de Bobo maipasa lang!
 
 
 
 
 
Ever had a crush? Who?
Impokrita ang magsabing wala! Syempre meron pero dahil walang grasya sa aking block, nag extend muli ang aking leeg sa paghahanap. Ayun! Nandiyan sila Ryan Agas (bootyLUSCIOUS), Martin Cabote, North Ramos, idagdag na din si Edgarson Batimana, Benedict (lagi ko nalilimutan ang surname) AT si Rhys Figueroa! pati ang mga wala sa College of Nursing tulad nila Aaron Banzon ng MedTech, (na nakita kong muli after shoooo many yurrrrs sa Medical City nung ma confine si Grampeypey) isama mo na sila Alex, MJ at Donnie na mga myembro ng Varsity. Ang tanong: BAKIT ALAM KO ANG MGA NAMSUNG NILA??!? Ang sagot: Dahil tinititigan ko ng masinsinan ang kanilang mga I.D. pag na chechempuhang makasalubong. Tangenang kalandian yan, napaka brief encouner pero nadukutan pa ng pangalan! Well that's all in the past. JUST RELIVING IT. :)
 
 
 
 
What's your theme song for him/her?
Kay Rhys yata meron- Misyel alam mo toh. Inaagaw ko palagi ang iPod tuwing uwian marinig lang itich. "I'll Be Over You" not by Toto but by The Sundays. Matapos magka jowa ang hinayupak. Eeeeeeewwww nakakadiring alalahanin!

 

 

 

 

Which of your classes was he/she in?

Yun nga eh. Hindi ko siya naging classmate at any subject. Pangarap na Bitwin... Charot!

 
 
 
 
Fave events in 1st sem?  
The Bamboo concert where I was able to plunge along with many others at the crazy front row. Buena mano hinawakan pa ang kamay ko ni Bamboo but not Ira. :( The next thing I know, nagkakagulo na pala dahil more than 100 people ang nawalan ng cellphone... AT ISA AKO SA KANILA! :) I also loved our culminating activity for NSTP. Nope hindi siya immersion or community work! Outdoor rapelling lang naman! wohhoooooooooooo!!!
 
 
 
 
 
What are your favorite classrooms?   
BARSAM HALL... ang pinaka malinis, malamig at bagong building ng mga panahong iyon. Na more or less ay The Bronx na sa mga oras na ito.

 
 
 
 
Do you sleep in class?
Walang mintis! Kahit long exams natutulugan ko basta 1st period siya.
 
 
 
 
 
Ever thought of burning your school?
Wag naman. Ipa demolish lang siguro. Di ko ma take ang aking paglisan matapos ang madugong CHEM!
 
 
 
 
 
Ever messed with a prof?
Naku si Miss Sayson from Ateneo High School lang ang huling binarubal ko ng malupit. Pero this prof in STS named Mr. Falcis na in fairness may itsura at kung makatitig sa mga magagandang babaeng estudyante ay animoy hinuhubaran sila. Hindi malaman ni Misyeo kung paano titingiin kay sir kaya ako ang naging representative. In fairness... AYAW AKONG TIGNAN!
 
 
 
 
 
What do you miss most in your 1st sem?
Cutting after lunch classes at dederecho na etiher sa Gateway or Galleto catch a movie!
Ang sumakay sa tabinging air conditioned bus at isugal ang aming mga buhay sa mga pooking inang mga drayber yan!
 
 
 
 
 
If you could go back in time and do it all over, would you?
Well, all the right and wrong things I've done in the past served as lessons to me in having a much clearer present and molding a much better future!    
 
-Veruzka Ramirez, Miss Venezuela 1998... Ampootah talagang kinaladkad ang Miss Universe dito eh 
 
 
 
 
 
Favorite PE?
PE as in Physical Examination???? Uyyyy fave ko yan since Prep!
 
 
 
 
 
Where do you spot the hot guys in your school? 
Noble Gym for the Varsity Players. Yung mga co-freshmen, pakalat kalat lang din yan like us since wala pa namang designated territories.
 
 
 
 
 
Ever gone on a field trip?
Yez pero second year na yun eh. Calamba, Laguna and Fort Santiago in Intramuros for the Rizal subject. Ang nakakatawa diyan, mas matagal pa kami sa Bus at Stop Over kesa sa bahay ni Jose Rizal. 
 
 
 
 
Org?
Di ako active... yan ang isa siguro sa mga minor regrets ko.
 
 
 
 
 
Dorm, boarding house or your home?
Home! Kesahodang mala biyaheng Bicol pa ang tagal ng commute, iba pa din ang mahiga sa aking kama, sa aking kwarto, sa aking mundo,SA AKING DAIGDID=UNIVERSE. Miss Universe! Maisingit lang talaga ni Bonamae eh!
 
 
 
 
 
If you had your way, what was your dream course/major?
Napakagandang tanong. If external factors which I won't be specifying anymore only allowed me to choose my own field to venture on, I would have been in the arts. Advertising, Communications, Architecture, Landscape Architecture or even Interior Design. :)
 
 
 
 
 
First ever person you knew?
Hindi na counted ang aking cousin ett na si Domeng and her high school friend Gaux since sa Review Center pa lang ay kilala ko na siya. The first person I knew was Corinna Michelle "Taning" Eduarte!
 
 
 
 
First play you ever watched?
Desperacidos! Sa St. Scholastica pa yan pucharagis!
 
 
 
 
 
Ever been recruited by a frat or sorority?
Member of Iglesia ni Ira.
 
 
 
 
 
Is it fun in your school?
Freshman year wasn't my year... THAT'S THE SOLE REASON WE TRANSFERRED.
 
 
 
 
 
Ever gone rallying?
EDSA Dos but that was in High School. Year 2001
 
 
 
 
 
Did you ever dream of having latin honors for your first sem?
Syemps. Para maitalumpati ko din ang aking Latin speech.
 
 
 
 
 
If you weren't studying in your present school now, where would you go?  
UST or Ateneo

 
 
 
 
What do you remember most about 1st sem?
Freshman Identity Crisis. Post High School Can't-Get-It-Over-With Syndrome.

Although I'm more of a Magic 89.9 listener and would prefer The Good Times or the Morning Zoo Crew over any other radio band or station, this thing has been very interesting so props to the Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9am on RX 93.1
Entry taken from From Warren. Ü

June 3, 2008 → The Top Ten Titles For A Gay Movie

  1. Jessie - “Iron Manoy”
  2. Rodel - “Totoy Kikiam”
  3. Memong - “Wag Kang Kikibo: Ako Ang Magsusubo”
  4. Jose de vengenge - “Winnie the Poohole”
  5. MNEMONIC - “Malaki Ang Titik ‘O’” - hahaha
  6. No name/Kobe Kang - “Bukas Luluhod Ang Mga Bakla”
  7. Joey Tribbiani - “Diablo! Diablo! Diablo!” (say it repeatedly and fast) - di ko gets xp
  8. Supah Goddess - “So Do Mi (the gay musicale)”
  9. Em-em Unggoy - “Ang Tikoy Matigas Na”
  10. Your Highness - (a gay Christmas movie) “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
  11. Marco - “Bakling Na Walang Ningning”
  12. Dru - “Totoy Mola Vs. Ben Tuwad”
  13. Zane - “Dalaga Na Si Manong”
  14. Enargie - “Gaysabel: Ang Sireynang Malansa”
  15. April - “24 Oras: Dahil Hindi Natutulog Ang Mga Baklita”
  16. Espong - “Birdy: Sasakalin kita!”
  17. Mr. Perk - “Maging Sinetch Ka Man” - haha. remake?
  18. Joeshred - “Ang Hinlalaki Ni Toto”
  19. The Dark Passenger - “Wag Bayaw, Lalaki Din Ako!”
  20. RC and Cess - “Ikasa Mo, Dadapa Ako!”
  21. Ronnie - “Sa Iyo Ang Tahong, Akin Ang Talong” - haha. nice
  22. Angela - “Ang Mga Mananayaw Ng Red Banana” - anong red banana?
  23. Yñaki - “Fondling Nemo” - haha... toink
  24. Hammy - “Pototoy Story”
  25. Jose de vengenge - “Kapwa Ko, Mahal Ko” - haha...
  26. Jose de vengenge - “Nawili Si Adonis Sa Tsapa ng Pulis”
  27. Kat - (about a gay robot) “Judinger Z”
  28. Racer - “Inday Jones And The Crystal Strap-On”
  29. Dru - “Batman And Robin: Into The Bat-Hole”
  30. Dru - “Crouching Tiger, Swallows Dragon” - hahahaha
  31. RC and Cess - “Horny Potter And The Sorcerer’s Son”
  32. Jose de vengenge - “Sagad Hanggang Tonsils”
  33. No name - “Sana Dalawa Ang Pusod Ko”

Blog EntryMy Life's ALPHABET (From A to Zinc!)Sep 21, '08 10:21 AM
for everyone
THE LETTER 'A'

Are you Available?
.. TO BE A MILLLION DOLLAR RECIPIENT?... hell yeah! BUT SERIOUSLY SPEAKING, IM ALREADY HAPPILY COMMITTED. :)

What is your Age?
.. CHWENCHY FREAKING CHEW.

What Annoys you?
.. CHARICE PEMPENGCO

THE LETTER 'B'

When is your Birthday?
.. DECEMBER 12, 1985

Who is your Best friend?
.. ALAM NA NIYA KUNG SINO SIYA... BAKA MAY MGA MA HURT EH. ;)

THE LETTER 'C'

What's your favorite Chocolate?
.. THE CLASSIC ALPINE WHITE! BUT THE CARAMELY CHEWY AND NUTTY ONES ARE ALWAYS TO DIE FOR!

Who's your Crush?
.. ENCHONG DEE (ANG CRUSH AY IBA SA LOVE. DISCLAIMER? HAHAHA)

When was the last time you cried?
.. LAST FRIDAY AFTER WATCHING SATC'S SERIES FINALE ON DVD. (an american girl in paris deux)

THE LETTER 'D'
Do you Daydream?
.. AT LEAST ONCE EVERY 6 HOURS

What's your favorite kind of Dog?
.. QUIARA our late dalmatian and SPANKY our late askal. kahit maantot sila, love ko yung mga yun.

What Day of the week is it?
.. IS WHAT?

THE LETTER 'E'
Have you ever been in the Emergency room?
.. MORE OR LESS MGA 160 STRAIGHT HOURS NA

Did you had a crush dat starts w/ letter E?
.. MARUNONG KA MAGBASA? DIBA NGA SI ENCHONG DEE?

THE LETTER 'F'
Favorite Flower?
.. LILLIES. kahit plastic lang, very beautiful pa din

THE LETTER 'G'
Do you chew Gum?
.. WHEN STRESSED OR TENSED

Are you a Giver or a taker?
.. I GIVE AND TAKE. MOST OF THE TIME I JUST RECIEVE!

THE LETTER 'H'
What's your Height?
.. 5'5. NO MODELING CAREER FOR ME!

what color is your Hair?
.. BROWN WITH RETURNING BLACK ROOTS

THE LETTER 'I'
What's your favorite Ice cream?
.. CHOCOLATE CHIP DOUGH

Have you ever Ice skated?
.. OP KORZZ

Do you play an Instrument?
.. PLAYED PIANO ONCE UPON A TIME

THE LETTER 'J'
What's your favorite Jelly bean?
.. I'M NOT REALLY INTO THE JELLY BEAN GENITALIA

Have you ever heard a really hilarious Joke?
.. I'M STILL SURPRISED THAT JOKES MOVE ALONG WITH THE MODERN TIMES.

Do you wear Jewelry?
.. JUST A WRIST WATCH. i would never be caught wearing an earring

THE LETTER 'K'
Who do you want to Kill?
.. PWEDENG WAG NAMAN KILL? BEAT NA LANG.

Do you want Kids?
.. SYEMPS

Where did you have Kindergarten?
.. NS MONTESSORI SCHOOL. (established 1981 and still going strong) :)

THE LETTER 'M'
What's your favorite Movie?
.. SEX AND THE CITY

Do you still watch disney Movies?
.. ONLY WHEN BEING DRAGGED. I CAN'T EVEN STAND DISNEY CHANNEL.

Do you like Mangoes?
.. GREEN OR RIPE AND EVEN DRIED.

THE LETTER 'N'
Do you have a Nickname?
.. YEZ. CHUSAMAE

Whats your favorite Number?
.. 14

Do you prefer Night over day?
.. MAY FANGS UNLEASH AT NIGHT. SO I'S SAY NIGHT TIME

THE LETTER 'O'
Whats your One wish?
.. TO WAKE UP WITH OVERFLOWING MONEY ALLOVER MY ROOM.

THE LETTER 'P'
What one fear are you most paranoid about?
.. BEING NOT HEALTHY

What's a Personality trait you look for in the opposite sex you like?
.. THE THING IS, I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO THE OPPOSITE SEX EH. BUT SOMEONE WHO CAN LAUGH WITH ME ABOUT THE SIMPLEST SILLYNESS.

THE LETTER 'Q'
Are you Quick to judge people?
..  I THINK MIRANDA HOBBES IS TO BLAME FOR THAT INFECTUOUS JUDGEMENTAL VIBE

THE LETTER 'R'
Do you watch Reality tv?
.. ANTM, PROJECT RUNWAY, KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS, A.I.! hellow have we met? im a sucker for reality tv.

THE LETTER 'S'
Do you prefer sun or rain?
.. RAIN DAYS IN SUNNY JUNE

Do you like Snow?
.. ONLY FOR A FEW MINUTES. HAVE A PICTURE TAKEN AND SWEEP THEM ALL UP 

Season?
..  SUMMER

THE LETTER 'T'
What Time is it?
.. 10:15pm

What time did you wake up?
.. 12 NOON

THE LETTER 'V'
Whats the worst veggie?
.. LAHAT NG NASA PAKBET

Where do you want to go on Vacation?
.. VENICE!

THE LETTER 'W'
What's your Worst habit?
.. LATELY... OVERSLEEPING

THE LETTER 'X'
Have you ever had an X-ray?
.. YEZ YEZ YEZ!

Do you own a xylophone?
.. I HAD ONE ONE OF THOSE RAINBOW COLORED TOY XYLOPHONES

THE LETTER 'Y'
Do you like the color yellow?
.. SUNNY YELLOW DRAWS THE LINE. NEON YELLOW IS A BIG NO-NO1

What Year were you born in?
.. 1985

Whats one thing you Yeats for?
.. i WHAT???

THE LETTER 'Z'
Whats your Zodiac sign?
.. SAGUITTARIUS.  

Blog EntryPalaisipan ni IRA & alter ego RIHA-notSep 21, '08 8:24 AM
for everyone
You have to type the FIRST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things: FROM APRIL VALERIE TRIA


1. Beer: MARIKIT JULIANO SOLIMAN

2. Anorexic: KIM CHIU (rejoice shampoo ang inuupakan)

3. Relationships: UNPREDICTABLE

4. Purple: MADAME VIOLET (producer ng violet films. san na ba siya ngayon?)

5. Power Rangers: RITA REPULSA "it's time to conquer earth!" (gasgas voice)

6. Weed: TAGAYTAY, BROWNIES, BULALO, SOUTH SUPER HIGHWAY, BIANCA GONZALES, MICKEY MOUSE, LESLIES, BULALO (sorry ang dami, sabay sabay nag register sa ulo ko!)

7. Steroids: CARLOS AGASSI (weh di nga? akala ko naturalezang gayot lang siya)

8. Cartoons:  JEM AND THE HOLLOGRAMS (baklaan agad sa murang edad?)

9. The President: MAGNANAKAW, MANDARAYA, GANID, PANDAK, GARAPATA, NUNAL

10. Tupperware: MARIAN "karimarimar" RIVERA

11. Best vacation: CEBU, ILOCOS, GALLERA and BORA (tie silang lahat kung beach ang pag uusapan. sorry)

12. Santa Claus: FATHER HOLSHER (ateneo high school)

13. Halloween: JOBERT SUCALDITO (reyna undin)

14. Bon Jovi: TIMELESS ICON

15. Grammar: ALYSSA ALANO (private tutor, anyone?)

16. Facebook: ALA AKO NUN

17. Worst fear: DYING SLOWLY FROM A DEADLY DISEASE

18. Marriage: END OF FLINGS, START OF HELL (for straight couples only)

19. Paris Hilton: SEX SCANDAL

21. Redhead: CYNTHIA NIXON a.k.a.MIRANDA HOBBES (i just love this girl)

22. Blonde: IVANKA TRUMP (hair's very iccy blonde but not dumb AT ALL)

23. Pass the time: DVD MARATHON (while pigging on junkfood)

24. One night stands: A SINGLE-MINDED BEHAVIOR

25. Donald Trump: SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS (you're fired!)

26. Neverland: MICHAEL JACKSON (kids, strictly stay away!)

27. Pixie Sticks: PA KIKAY EFFECT

28. Vanilla ice cream: TOOTH ACHE REMEDY

29. High School: THE BEST OF DAYS

30. Work: A MOVIE/TV CRITIC or a MAGAZINE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

31. Pajamas: B1 and B2!

32. Woods: COUNTRY HOUSE

33. Wet Sock: STINKY FEET

34. Alcohol:  MINIMAL TOLERANCE

35. Love: LEONARDO SALVADOR BADIOLA SANTOS

Blog EntryAmerica's Next Top Model Cycle 11 is...Sep 9, '08 5:41 AM
for everyone

... or rather should be... ISIS! Well that's all I gotta say for now but since the newest cycle has just started, anything is possible. Truth of the matter is, it has already finished filming and Tyra is currently casting another batch of girls for the 12th cycle. I wonder who won... I REALLY AM. For the last 3 editions (from cycle 8-10) I have been very disappointed with the results most especially for Anya's loss and Whitney's "blame it on the world I'm full figured and fabulous" win. Like what I have mentioned during my last season finale review, Top Model has been producing winners which are really questionable tracing back to Cycle 9's Saleisha Stowers. Cycle 11 premiered last week and Boy Oh Boy I'm glad they're back in L.A.! Not only does the Cali air make it much more fun for viewers but a larger house (unlike the lofts they have in New York) actually invite more catfights and drama for the girls. It's always good to know who the mean brats are so I could easily eliminate and minimize my list of bets for the title. For now, I like Isis the trannie. She may not have the most gorgeous face in the bunch but this girl/guy knows what she/he wants and grabs it by the balls!!!  I also adore Sheena the Asian chick whom I thought was Filipina at first but is actually Japanese-Korean pala. She may look like a much thinner and Kimorra Lee-Simons but she also resembles Grey's Anatomy's Sandra Oh with less facial length and more body curves! I luv herrr!!! The blonde french girl Marjorie looks nice to me as well and she didn't really have to convince me after being the first girl with the first call-out in this cycle. For now, sila pa lang ang may amor sakin and hopefully in the coming weeks, they maintain their likeability factor. I wish they get rid of Paulina Porizkova and have Janice Dickinson back although that's very impossible. How about Naomi Campbell... that could cause a stir, and that's just what we like!!!


*from Ryan G.*

In case you wanted to stalk your favorite celebrities, you'll need to know their real names first.. here's your quick guide but feel free to add:

aiko melendez = aiko xioxi blardoni melendez
aj dee = angel james dee
aleck bovick - ma. theresa bovick tambis
alice dixson = jessie alice salones dixson
alma concepcion = alma carvajal concepcion
amanda griffin = amanda claire griffin
amy austria = esmeralda tuazon
ana roces = marinella adad-montenegro
angel locsin = angelica colmenares
angelika de la cruz = ma. lourdes egger dela cruz
anjo yllana = andres jose yllana jr.
anne curtis = anne ojales curtis smith
antoinette taus = antoinette cherish flores taus
ara mina = hazel klenk reyes
assunta de rossi = maria assunta shiavone
aubrey mles = aubrey sandel
bea alonzo = phylbert angellie ranollo pagestrom
belinda bright = marian decima
beth tamayo = elizabeth jill tamayo
bianca gonzalez = bianca monica malasmas gonzalez
bianca king = bianca charlotte king
bing loyzaga = carla loyzaga
bojo molina = ubaldo punongbayan
camille pratts = sheena patricia camille quiambao pratts
Carla Loren = madeline humphries
carlos agassi = amir carlos damaso vahidi agassi
cesar montano = cesar manhilot
charlene gonzales = charlene mae bonnin gonzales
chynna ortaleza = lara serena ortaleza
cindy kurleto = cynthia kurleto
claudine barretto = claudine margaret castelo barretto
cogie domingo = redmond christopher fernandez domingo
dawn zulueta = rachel taleon
dennis trillo = abelardo dennis florencio ho
desiree del valle = desiree lois del valle dunham
diana zubiri = rosemarie joy garcia
diether ocampo = diether ocampo pascual
dina bonnevie = geraldyn shaer bonnevie
dingdong dantes = jose sixto gonzales dantes III
dino guevarra = dino medrano ross
dolphy = rodolfo v. quizon
Donna Cruz = Donna Cruz Yrastorza (well, now it’s Larrazabal, since she has married).
drew arellano = andrew james arellano
eagle = michael pangilinan riggs
ehra madrigal = geraldine madrigal gaspar
ethel booba = ethyl gabison
Fernando Poe, Jr. = Ronald Allan Kelley-Poe
Fernando Poe, Sr. = Fernando Pou
Francine Prieto = anna marie falcon
francis m = francis michael durango magalona
gelli de belen = anna gianelli de belen
gina alajar - regina alitiit
Gloria Romero = Gloria Borrego Galla
glydel mercado = flordeliza sanchez
gwen garci = mai lee ang
heart evangelista = love marie ongpauco
Ian Veneracion = Steven Ian Veneracion
ina raymundo = rina marie raymundo
isabel oli = maria olivia daytia
iwa moto = aileen iwamoto
iya villania = raelene elaine villania
Iza Calzado = Maria Isadora Ussher Calzado
jackielou blanco = Lourdes Jacqueline Blanco
jacklyn jose = mary jane guck
jay r = gaudencio aquino sillona III
Jean Garcia = Jessica Anne Garcia
jodi sta. maria = jodi charisse sta. maria
joey de leon = jose ma. de leon
john pratts = john paolo quiambao pratts
Jomar Cruz = Joseph Marvin Cruz Yrastorza